five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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