Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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