I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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