everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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