get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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