So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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