Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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