He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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