I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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