You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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