We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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