just survived the first fart of the relationship.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
how does that bad decision feel?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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