goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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