Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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