I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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