Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?