well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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