True but thats because hes a fetus.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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