Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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