Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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