She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
How naked do you want me to be?
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