Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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