It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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