Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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