oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
