I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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