Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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