So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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