Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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