can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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