I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I have aggressive nipples.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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