No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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