office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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