Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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