Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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