So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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