i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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