i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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