just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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