would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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