The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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