come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I think I just sharted jello shots
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