His pubic hair was longer than his dick
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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