I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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