He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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