Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We left an ass print on the piano.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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