Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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