I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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