I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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