if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize