We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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