She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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