Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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