kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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